so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize
