susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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