Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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