Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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