his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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