3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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