she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Randomize
