So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
