So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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