Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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