Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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