He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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