It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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