Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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