if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Will exercising make me less horny?
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