White coat. Heels.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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