erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
This is the high leading the old right now
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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