How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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