Me. At least after what I've been through.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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