her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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