It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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