i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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