why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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