Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
