i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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