we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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