Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
