just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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