Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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