i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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