Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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