Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
