on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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