So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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