Nicole vs. Life
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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