he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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