We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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