I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Operation Purity has been aborted
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize
