Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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