i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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