I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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