he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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