Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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