Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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