I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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