my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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