can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Randomize
