Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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