Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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