Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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