yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
