haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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