I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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